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Since i'm a Giant Pussy

everything i say is Pussyfarts

Created on 2007-06-21 23:35:44 (#13216701), last updated 2008-01-31

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Name:puzzyfart
Birthdate:1982-01-13
Location:Niue
Website:my myspace
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Dude, i'm Giz. i got this thing cause everyone else has one.

I'm a fake. i probably don't really exist, as anything but a defense mechanism. That doesn't make any difference to me though. That's a lie tho. I do that a lot. lie.

I hate everyone who treats me well because I'm a masochist.
I'm lying... I actually don't hate anyone. I love everyone and hate myself for it.

See? I lied again... I actually hate plenty of people. Just not the ones you'd think.
And definitely not most people i tell I do... but i treat them badly anyway.
I lie so much I don't know where the lies end and the truth begins. that's partly a lie too.

I want to have sex with lots of people... I also am pretty pathetic at attracting the right kind, and when I do, it seems like a bad idea to have sex with them.
I am very confused about sex. i'm bisexual though. At least that much is very clear.
And relationships...

i'll tell you the truth now. Just this once. so you'd best Pay Attention to it.
because I'm an ascendant Demon. like a Fallen angel, only backwards.

and that's it for everything.
my name's Gizmo and I'll be your host this evening...
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